Sofia del Valle...
Does: belong to a weird Barbie cult
Does not: abide by society's materialistic beauty standards
Will: bring the party wherever she goes
Will not: ignore your garlicky spicy needs
Has: a great stage presence
Lacks: the conscience telling her that Death Eaters are evil, not sexy!
Hates: being called Barnacle Boy (but secretly loves it)
Loves: cows, and they love her back