does: give pretty awesome piggy back rides.
does not: let a night go by without a picture with his classic duck face.
will: play hide-and-go-seek in the grocery store.
will not: wake up for the rest of the car ride home.
has: something to tell you...
lacks: a gym membership. But, hey, who needs a pull up bar? Trees are more fun!
hates: clowns. They're pretty scary. Even if they sell fast food.
loves: being the neon king.