Does: live the thug life.
Does not: want to be chicken...or does she?
Will: save America one flag at a time.
Will not: fall out of her mama's pouch.
Has: a cute hat that's also a functional cheez-it holder?!?
Lacks: the instruction manual to her new tractor.
Hates: vineyard vines with a passion.
Loves: balloons...a lot.