does: know how to get the ladies... And the occasional mad scientist.
does not: conform to the standard rules of aging. Nor does he need a time machine to figure out what he'll look like in sixty years.
will: steal the show.
will not: smile for the camera.
has: no problem wearing pink. That's what real men do.
lacks: pants of the proper length. But these ones help him jump higher.
hates: when people don't take him seriously. Does he look like he's jokin?
loves: a good square dance.