Does: have a plan to buy this TMNT suit after his friends leave.
Does Not: actually have a mustache!! "Sixth Sense"-level plot twist right there
Will: Sing at your birthday parties...ladies ;)
Will Not: entertain this photographer any longer.
Has: telekinetic powers. No one has ever seen them but we play along just in case.
Lacks: a proper environment to capture his beauty.
Loves: practicing his DX Army wrestling stunts in the backyard with a camera man.
Hates: when little girls beat him in the Easter egg hunt.