Does: give free lap dances at bowling alleys.
Does not: understand quantum physics, even with the help of fashionable hair accessories.
Will: risk pruny skin for an extra five minutes in his Bath and Body Works Aromatherapy session.
Will not: conform to social etiquette guidelines so far as cherry consumption is concerned.
Has: pigeon whispering skills, passed down through his long lineage of pigeon-whisperers.
Lacks: fear. Or the intellilgence required to abstain from sticking his head in the jaws of dinosaurs.
Hates: when his spit valve leaks on his leg. Ew.
Loves: balloons. But too many can be over-stimulating.