Does: know where you live...
Does not: wear Sex Panther. It only works every time, 60% of the time.
Will: be the President someday.
Will not: stop photo-bombing you!
Has: incredible fashion sense!
Lacks: the ability to see in just black and white.
Hates: when you ask him to play The Piano Man again...(he secretly loves it).
Loves: modern art.