does: take the necessary precautions to avoid injuries.
does not: have the subtlety to be a good secret agent.
will: follow her dreams and someday be a member of the world's finest Mariachi Band!
will not: be intimidated by quickly spinning tea cups!
has: the ability to breathe underwater.
lacks: gloves, and other appropriate winter attire!
hates: bad hair days!
loves: a good cupcake.