Day 6: VS is forced to answer some
Time for a break with a special interview:
(Interviewer): It's nice to get a hold of you, Vocal Suspects. I'm glad you've come out of hiding, there's a lot that I want to ask you about.
(VS): Well, if you ask me, it's about time someone asked me to sit down and talk to them. I don't have all the time in the world, you know, it's not all fun and games. I have cheerleading tryouts next week, my spinning classes, and my interior decorating side project business to take care of. GOSH. Give me a break!
Well hey there! It's about time you sat down and chatted with someone! There are hoardes of fans out there waiting to listen to you tell your story. Sorry to be so forward. Anyways, first question: how did you come to be?
Let me tell you the story. Once upon a time there was a dream shared by Dave Piper, John Lanzillo, and Jessi Calantropo. You could say they are our three dads. The dream was strange and largely centered around the idea that scarves are actually sentient beings and they only way to keep them from taking over the world is to sing songs to them completely without instruments. In the interest of saving the world, the three had no choice but to form an acapella group. So far we have been successful and scarves have no yet shown their true colors. We'd like to keep it that way. We're currently working on a new CD of these tunes, so that way people can pacify their scarves without us actually being there. It all works out very well.
Um... cool. Next question: What defines a Vocal Suspect?
It's truly about the sauce. Everything goes better with sauce. The flavors, the presentation, the entire package that you recieve on your plate as it's handed to you by your waiter all revolves around the spice, tang, and sweetness that is contained in that sauce. You can have any dish on Earth and call it anything you'd like, but the minute you realize that there's sauce on that plate, there's a whole other world that's just waiting to be discovered.
Wow, very Phantom Gourmet. I heard you're coming out with a new CD soon, is that correct?
Um, it's out. Where have you been? It's only $10. And we're making another, so bugger off.
How would you describe the dynamics within the group?
Well, we get anywhere from pianissisimo to fortissisimo. We also get to this new level that we've coined "completely utterly ridiculous" and we haven't yet shared it with the world. It's not nearly ready for public audio consumption. We tried it this one time and we broke the sound barrier, and Steven Hawking showed up and told us to stop it because we were ripping a hole in the space-time-sound continuum.
Oh... well then. Nice talking to you, any last words for your fans?
This one time... we got to hold this ridiculously huge fish. And it was amazing.